Our Business Philosophy

Don't eat your own nails after you bite them off. Thats gross.

Our Employees

Our employees play an important role in our country. Protecting citizens from the evil doer himself, George Bush.

Our Company

Our company is complete BS, but if you really want one of those products then ask and sales can be made. NOTE!: I do not take responsibility for whatever psycho that takes this seriously.

The HQ

Here is a picture of a house... Not mine, but a house none the less.