Comander George Bush, What he really does on his spare time.

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George Bush is really a bush!

Welcome to Anti-Bushes!

Where we don't stand for bushes being the dominant life form on our planet!



We send out task forces to cut down all bushes in America. It's a shrubbery that is taking over! The other day I hit one with my car. I thought "take that bush", but to my surpise the 2 ft tall bush broke my side car paneling in half! Their getting to stong! Our political activist group has been pressuring Arnold Swartzinager to help bring an amendment into effect that makes weed spray free. This will enable people to clear out their own neighborhood and then eventually the forrests. We don't have much time! George W has been actively wasting all of our tax money on breeding his little bush juniors that will soon come active and then wipe out the world! I am pleeding for all who get the word before we are shut down by the CIA, Please kill all of your shrubs in your yard and pressure Arnold Swartzinager to pass the bill. Everyone who is interested, please E-mail us at Bloop@execs.com . It's not to late to save the world... yet...

URGENT NEWS!:
8-25-05
The construction of the Bush-NC58 breeding plant has just been reported as complete today. It has an estimated output of 16,384 bushes per day. That includes the geneticallly enhanced species that had just passed the experimentation stage last Sunday. All shipments will be sent to Green Peace, Home Depot, Chasepitkin, and Sierra organizations for the next five years and then the revolution will begin. George Bush will hire Mercs to stage an attack on local goat farms and call it terrorist attacks. He will then take a temporary war time emergency dictatorship stand for president and declare himself ruler for the next one hundred million years.

Here is what we suspect to be there main HQ in Iraq:

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Estimated Pop. 35,000
Bush:Human ratio 18:1

Info:
Main establishment created right before George Bush senior left office. Since then the bush administration as they like to call themselves have added thiry-two undergound floors. Each floor ha a 8-20 ft ceiling (depending on floor) and 10x10 mile span.
Please get in touch if you have additional information or if you'd like to become part of StopShrubbery Corp.!

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